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| 200 plus cat funny quotes about life |
- Pussycats because humans must know that it is okay not to see, to look the other way toward commodity.
- When that first man was watching for pussycats, they were gods, and pussycats haven’t disavowed that yet.
- I have resident Zen masters, in fact all my favorites, well cats to be accurate.
- kids have owners. cats have servants.
- pussycats to add up it’s because life is too short to hear orders.
- A cat is something for which there is no solution, or for which there can be no solution other than one’s own.
- Like any cat owner is overly worried, no bone is owned by a cat.
- ours pussycats play the king’s part to the letter- eigens asserting itself at its own sweet will; do n’t you just love it ?
- I spent almost six days to find the two and candidly, I don’t think any other phrase describes it better.
- I’m not saying my cat is lazy but he has resting nap face going on then.
- pussycats can actually count how important of a vexation they are to be to sit in that spot.
- pussycats’ purring though is the sound most similar to an machine of a playful animal.
- pussycats believe that the whole world is their property. That’s where we are dwelling in their world.
- pussycats are like chips and you just can’t have one, you keep wanting more of them.
- Cat will sit right at the place where you never wished them to sit.
- You know your cat owns the house when one day you wake up and realize that YOU are the one asking for permission to occupy the couch.
- No it was not created for humans, it’s been created for cat videos only.
- My other major complaint is my cat has decided that the vacuum cleaner is the Devil.
- Cats: transforming complete anarchy into purring cats is what they have been doing from the beginning of time.
- It would be a terrible mistake to believe that a cat is not capable of ruining something while giving you the most guileless stare.
- Cats learn how to hunt food without needing to work, get a house without being caged and cannot lose affection without repayment.
- In case this cat were not lazy she would be the CEO of a certain company I am sure of that.
- What a cat likes more than sleeping is the act of pretending not to notice you.
- Cats are convinced they own the right to be on your lap, wherever you are, courtesy of mother Nature.
- If cats were able to speak they wouldn’t.
- Sometimes I almost expect my cat to roll his eyes at me and tell me I am weird for not sleeping for sixteen hours in a day.
- A meow massages the heart.
- If cat could respond your text, they wouldn’t do that.[vertex] So beware of the feline intervention!
- Having a cat is like allowing a small tyrant and his subjects and you’re the servant but your little dictator is cute.
- Felines are interlopers of luxury.
- Couch potatoes have nothing on my cat; she pretty much spends hours gazing at inert objects – and not a little uncomfortably – with all her might.
- Cats are those guys who live with you, take your food, and leave the house for hours without telling anyone.
- Of all these animals, I am sure cats most believe that they are the ones allowing people to reside in their homes.
- My cat does this thing called what, ever the hell it wants.
- Cats have it all: praise, never-have-to-wake-up, and get company only when they need it.
- If only there was an equivalent term for cat domination; my cat is a master at thinking she runs the show… and she’s not entirely wrong.
- Cats are the only animals that can bring you that kind of guilt for waking them up from their siesta.
- It is inconceivable that a home cannot boast of a cat that will just take no heeded to anyone.
- Cats do not beg for your attention – they expect it.
- The judgment is real when the cat gives you those eyes because you must be doing something wrong in your life.
- If my cat decides not to pay any attention to me then I am left wondering if I offended her highness.
- They calmly walk away from life’s difficulties with the cutest excuse – they are purring.
- Cats sleep seven out of 10 years of their lives, and I am not ready to die just yet.
- While interacting with individuals, the more I appreciate and care much about my cat.
- Well, actually cats do not have owners, they have servants like this arrogant guy in the picture.
- My cat indifferent to whatever happens to me except if I am delay for whatever reason it will be for feeding time.
- This simple fact makes cats undeniably cute but also the most probable candidates to ever be'];
- It is time to debunk the phrase “as curious as a cat” because it should be “as lazy as a cat.”
- Cats just seem to think that they are doing you a big favour by actually choosing you as their owner.
- If cats really hum they are not just happy; they are planning to take over the universe.
- My cat still believes in the right to privacy as she chooses where to be comfortable in the whole house and space.
- Cats must think they’re the royalty species, and we are just privileged to share the earth with them.
- You’ll always wake up to a different phrase like, a cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
- If you fancy the chance to be in the best position in the theatre you will need to shift the cat.
- Cats are probably the best when it comes to pretending that they actually have work to do.
- If you buy the idea you’re in control, don’t tell anybody, the cat will make you think that is your illusion.
- My cat doesn’t know laws; she enacts them.
- Every cat is a connoisseur of still stares.
- Dogs try to seek their owners’ attention by positioning themselves near their laptops, and cats will too.
- A cat’s favorite hobby: You always tried not to find the one thing you didn’t want them to knock over.
- It’s all because of cats that we can’t have nice things.
- You should never neglect your glass of water beside you where a cat is, always allows it to be away.
- Cats began resting cat face before even the existence of resting human face.
- If there is any activity that my cat is so very active in it would be during the middle of the night.
- I don’t give my cat treats but I made her obedient in the art of demanding what she wants.
- That is the only time cats wake up, when their nap is coming in the way of the next meal.
- Cats are intelligent enough to grasp what ‘no’ means – they simply decide to turn a deaf ear and a blind eye.
- If anyone has ever thought about having a cat, they should realiser that is living with a little tyrant coated in fur.
- Cats have a mechanical instinct for locating the most valuable object in the room to lay on.
- If cats could drive, they would never use their turn signals, even though everybody knows that cats always change their minds at the last moment.
- A cat’s favorite game: we build up a facade of not caring about the human until we need something.
- I have not met a cat yet that doesn’t have a PhD in how to ignore you.
- Cats are like ninjas i look for them and suddenly they are there scaring the liveliness out of me.
- It may sound rather absurd when I say that once I turned to my cat for the solution to a certain problem, I just got a yawn in response.
- My cat believes all the boxes existing are actually castles and she’s the queen of course.
- Cats do not allow themselves to whimper for attention; they just get audacious enough to make a demand and expect you to oblige.
- Cats: the only ones who can turn over a glass with some elegance.
- Cats are very fun’s–especially when you are trying to do a very serious errand.
- The only thing that moves faster than a speeding bullet is a cat before a bath.
- My cat has more moods than I do and 90% of those are nap time.
- Cats don’t scratch say furniture; they redesign it.
- Having a cat as a pet means getting used to the fact that you will never be alone in the bathroom again.
- Team work from a cat’s perspective means sitting and watching you work till you’re exhausted.
- Cats are great at two things: being cute and causing chaos.
- At times, I cumstly believe that my cat looks down at me for not napping as often as he would wish.
- To the same tune a cat is cuddling, the very next moment it is planning to annihilate you.
- My cat’s power is to give me the guilt trip every time I try to leave the house.
- Cats have one goal in life: to sit on whatever you’re boogy to use.
- Hear what I see? Cats don’t purr for you, they purr because they know you’re going to do what they want you to.
- A cat’s favorite alarm clock? The noise they make when their bowl is being filled with food.
- Cats are living examples that do not require very much to get affection from someone.
- A cat’s life philosophy: I wish I can say I am glad if it’s inconvenient for the human, because it’s totally fine for me.
- Although they are good listeners, you can ask their name and they won’t reply or notice a can of food being opened from three rooms away.
- Cats have been specialists in listening selectively for breeding purposes.
- If the cat ever made one, the agenda would be ‘ignore the human’.
- Cats do not destroy things they conduct gravitational experiments.
- The philosophy that cats live by is to sleep throughout the day, so they can wake you up throughout the night.
- A cat will never see a closed door and not want it opened right there and then.
- Even if cats had Fitbits, we’d keep it a secret that they clearly have zero steps in a day, or a week, or even a year.
- I wish I was as good at finding ways to make it look as if I work all day as my cat is.
- One of the best things that cats can do in preparation for Christmas is to join in with the gift wrapping to sit on everything.
- My cat could give a lot of bona fide adults a run for their money when it comes to napping and I’m not embarrassed to say that I want to be just like her.
- As you can confirm from the list above, cats were specially created with the ability of identifying the best warm spot at home.
- Where you need to be is the place your cat likes to sit, for example in the middle of the bed.
- A cat’s idea of multitasking: beautiful sleeping and napping all at once.
- Looking at the possibilities that cats would rule the world, everyone would have to take a nap at some point.
- Cats have the ego of someone that knows they never make a wrong decision and, really, who can argue with them?
- My cat is a pro at shedding enough hair on everything to softly curse my authority and existence.
- Cats have two speeds: fast and asleep.
- This is why cats cannot be taken for a walk; they should be ridiculed, adored and feted like gods.
- In the presence of a cat, furniture arrangement that may not be preferred by the cat will be changed one claw at a time.
- A cat’s purr is a good advice when one is wondering why the world does not make any sense if you do not do anything.
- My cat’s favorite form of exercise is stretching just before going to take a nap.
- If you desire a fully stubborn minion for life that you could never command or teach how to obey basic commands but expects you to server him at all times then get a cat.
- Cats are not playful animals—they make you to play with them.